I think next time, instead of leading with a ridiculous public apology for existing, the Warner Bros. should simply reprise the famous opening theme song to be more in tune with our hypersensitive age:
There’s Whoopi ? what the heck?
Here it comes, more liberal dreck.
No more just shrugging and laughing it off ?
We know it’s no joke ? it’s wro-o-o-o-ong!
Hurry up! Blame the times!
Weep over their “racist” clime!
Bemoan those lows they hi-i-i-i-i-i-it …
On with the show! Shut your git!
