There was a classic, classic headline in the Asheville Citizen-Times today based on a quote:
?Until he shot me, I liked him.?
The story is rather depressing, actually, involving a failing insurance firm and a rather hot-headed boss with a gun, but it did get me to thinking about other potential quotes of a similar nature:
?Until the third elephant climbed on my back, I walked briskly.?
?Until the snow started, we enjoyed our pool party.?
?Until the song began, my break-dancing looked disturbing.?
Feel free to think up your own.
