(Parts I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, and VIII).

From The Daily Tar Heel:

Members of the Committee for a Queerer Carolina – a subgroup of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender-Straight Alliance – embraced Valentine’s Day in the Pit with a kiss-in to raise awareness of the various sexualities represented on campus. …

“Valentine’s Day is such a hetero-normative day,” said freshman Alejandro Lizardo, GLBTSA’s publicity coordinator. …

The flier explained the motivation for the event and included a questionnaire with queries such as, “What do you think caused your heterosexuality?” and “If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?”

Let’s pause to appreciate the total, self-defeating irony of that very labored flier question: “If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?”

(Answer: Because heterosexuality is so overwhelmingly prevalent ? i.e., normal ? the population from which mental patients can be drawn is far, far, far larger than the corresponding “LGBTIQ” population.)