?The Hatemonger?s Quarterly? announced the winners of the Fifth Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition.
Here are a few of my favorite stanzas/lines:
From ?sonnet of (equaliteez)?
how R U racist? let me kount teh wayz
U R racist cuz U R (white)
U R racist bai dai n nite,
U R racist cuz U fite
From ?My Fluid Country?
When I see the fungual discoloration of my toenails,
I see all of the free people not given a living wage by America.
From ?No more salad for me, Mom?
How long ? lo! so many years
have i masticated, chewed, gobbled, and munched
Proudly and yes, even arrogantly
murdered my green friends at the salad bar.
From ?Vegetarian Predator,? the overall “winner” of the competition
(1) She stands on the quad or
the quad stands on her. They march
by
They see but they don?t see
all that I see. Why should they?
