It has been a while since I made one of these posts (alas, no recent instances of “mooning for rebuttal” that I can think of), but today offers another occasion:
Life: “Bemused customers who assume that the ‘no bumping sign’ is in jest are told to drive around slowly in circles rather than crash into anyone else for fear of an injury that could result in the resort being sued. Telegraph columnist Michaal Deacon, who has just returned from a holiday at the Bognor Regis resort, said the experience was like ‘trundling round an exitless roundabout’.”
‘The Simpsons‘: “Bart visits the bumper-car tent. The wealthy students are driving around in a genteel fashion, deliberately missing each other. Bart tries to shake things up by bumping someone with his bumper car. The other child is shaken up, and a bumper-car ambulance comes by to carry him away.”
