The Asheville Tribune is the only print medium I’ve seen covering this. We all know that there is no voter fraud. We now know that 81 North Carolinians recently voted in the state after they died.
I believe this is evidence of widescale suppression of the zombie vote. To help inform our candidates about the need to be more sensitive to the needs of the walking dead, I hereby proclaim May 2, 1932 Zombie Awareness Day and encourage all citizens to take place in activities to help foster awareness of and outreach to the Zombie Community.
