Evergreen Packaging, that great local employer that created oodles of jobs back before the practice was deemed cool, that industrial giant that had to apply for corporate welfare to fund costs of compliance with new EPA smokestacks rules; is now interested in partnering with special interests to encourage recycling of their products.

Like so many things these days, it appears the faceless enemy has read Atlas Shrugged, taken the lights going out in New York at the end as the prima facie logical conclusion of the nonsense in the preceding pages, and set out to apply the recipe by the letter.

And if Evergreen doesn’t cooperate, it will have to face the protests, blogging, and rioting of greenie anarchists who assume their iPods will still work once The Man is broke and broken.