The Watauga Democrat acknowledged that there was something known as Constitution Day officially September 17 (Hey! That’s today.), but celebrated September 16 this year. Needless to say, the public was miffed because a lot of those scoundrel Tea Partiers work for the government. (If anybody knows of a job opening that isn’t for the government or subsidized by the government or at least largely comprised of complying with the government, please request a copy of my resume.) Furthermore, those Tea Partiers who celebrate the Constitution are obviously anarchists who don’t want government schools or interstate highways. (Aren’t sleight-of-hand debate tactics too well-known to work anymore?)