A squib by Paid to Party gal II Sarah Aarthun got me thinking. Down South Park way the cheezy-swank Piedmont Town Center — my, look at the tenants who recently melted down — is planning after work concerts.

Target audience, those north of 35, with such acts as…The Embers?

This is an outfit that dates to the late 50s. Assume you were a hip 15-year-old who dug them back in the day, you are ready for retirement in 2009. Party on people.