What does state Sen. Harry Brown’s (R) wife look like? That honeymoon is the most expensive in state, possibly world, history.
Oh, if we have any U.S. Attorneys in the state not chasing down cold medicine, could you spare eyeball for the ongoing conspiracy that passes for government in Raleigh? Some RICO here, some RICO there, pretty soon the whole town will be doing the perp walk.
Bonus observation: My future write-in candidate for all N.C. offices: Hugo Chavez, at least you can trust that shifty little bastard.
