Oh mercy, let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin!

I particularly enjoy the ones where the students write the headlines for me:

“if any of you are taking it distance ed, DO NOT DO THE READINGS. trust me, i failed EVERY QUIZ during the 10 week class and still got an A+ . If you post 5-6 times a week in the discussions, you will automatically receive an A+, no questions asked. Just pretend to be some environmental freak and post random rants (even if they dont make sense) and respond to other people’s questions.”