The John Locke Foundation’s Roy Cordato will love this calculator from our greenie friends in Australia.

James Lileks, from whom I got the link, point out (his emphases):

These people have lost their minds. Find out when you should die! That’s right: should. You have harmed the earth by going to Disneyworld. and the penality for soiling the high holy firmament shall be death. But don’t worry; your remains will be used as fertilizer.