Obnoxious celebrity Sandra Bernhardt threatens WWIII
if security officials threaten to take her MAC Plushglass. Her what?
It’s not a computer. It’s some kind of pearlescent lip gloss, and
Bernhardt needs a lot of it (see photo).

Here’s an idea: Everyone
complaining about not being able to carry their perfume, toothpaste and
lip gloss on board airlines should be allowed to go on separate planes
that don’t screen for liquids and gels. Any takers?