plNASCAR has a new partner, which means the city of Charlotte has a new partner too.

Say hello to TrackCouture, a line of women’s clothing licensed by NASCAR. You may well see TrackCouture selling Uptown in the $150 million NASCAR Hall of Fame/convention center expansion one day.

“Our designs are more stylish and higher-priced than the usual NASCAR gear,” a TrackCouture owner explains.

Yes, nothing says style like a pit lizard tank top. And at $24.99, still quite the bargain.

Or perhaps some pink NASCAR Glitter Fleece Pants at $44.99. Nothing says turn left at high speed like pink glitter fleece pants.

Tacky? Please. NASCAR reserved a place of honor at the Hall of Fame groundbreaking for convicted felon Rick Hendrick. The NASCAR idea of class is 12 sweaty guys rocking and tipping an infield RV while screaming “Show us your bleeps!” Add a “thank you, ma’am” — that’s NASCAR chivalry.

More importantly, never let it be said that the France family is not creative in finding ways to make money. Just like the high-dollar pit lizards.