I didn’t realize it was Asheville Beer Week. Next week is Hemp Week. What else is there? Potential addiction is such the fun animal to tempt. It creates eddy currents on the river of life. Maybe we need official times to escape because all the normal folks are so dedicated to inventing, building, and serving, they’d never see daylight without orders.

At least at one private school in Hendersonville, they are holding Chocolate Day. The point is probably to eat chocolate, but it is billed at least as teaching children lessons from Willie Wonka. This could be good.