As compiled by Forbes, the top ten most lustful cities:

1. Denver
2. San Antonio
2. Portland
4. Seattle
5. Salt Lake City
6. Washington, D.C.
7. Cincinnati
7. Columbus
9. Baltimore
10. Buffalo-Rochester

Ta-da. Don’t get too upset. This is basically a function of contraceptive sales, so the Queen City may be off the charts with the sex and just wanton and reckless about it to boot. Or booty.

Besides, we’ll always have Hush Hush.com to tell us that someone is getting it on in CLT. Or will we? That case sure has gone missing in recent weeks — ever since people started wondering which high-powered local businessmen were hiring hookers.

Bonus Observation: With Portland so high this can only mean that Charlotte will be more lustful once we get $400 million worth of streetcars running, a la Portland.