So, you got stoned on a hot date, and the accidental byproduct has been following you around demanding food ever since. Fortunately for you, the Macon Program for Progress will continue to use federal dollars to feed that pesky little mouth through the summer. No proof of poverty is required. Anybody under the age of eighteen can give their government dependency muscle a good workout until school lunches are available again.
by Leslee Kulba
Wild West blogger