The Simpsons:


James Woods: “Tony, you’re my agent. You have to do something about this. …How can it be the same movie if they’ve changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?”


Disney:


Disney’s turning Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs into a live-action action drama …

Our source provides a handy plot synopsis: “The story, a fantasy adventure, centers on a British girl being raised in 19th century Hong Kong. When she realizes her destiny is to conquer an evil force, she must prepare to fight by being trained by seven Shaolin monks.”