Customers in the great state of Vermont can do their part to help
save the planet by electing to have their electricity generated through
the burning of cow manure as opposed to coal-fire or other forms of power generation.  Presumably, burning cow manure is environmentally preferable to traditional power plants.  (Probably not true, but it’s at least more costly and therefore may fulfill the activists’ need for exclusivity).  Just don’t do it near my house.