On the very day we learn that pouring Dylan and Zoey’s bathwater in the backyard can cause all kinds of pestilence, another group is trying to get the City of Durham to allow us to have barnyard animals within the city limits.

If the city health bureaucrats are afraid to have kiddie epithelials and their associated “pathogens” among the tulip bulbs, what makes the earth muffins at SEEDS think they’re going to allow chicken poop?