One often hears stories that the War on Drugs is the US’ money-laundering scheme for funding paramilitary kinesthetics with illicit drug sales. These stories come from folks who read a paragraph here and there and claim to know as much more about world affairs than the CIA as the CIA claims to know than the State Department.

Now, supposing for a second that these claims are true, we must wonder why Congress critters (unisex language) are proposing to put a divot in the lead-and-concrete armor of the military-cartelian complex by trying to legale pot.

“Again?” asks Rocky.

I might vote in favor if a medical use includes building stockades by piling pot leaves against assembly building doors until legislators agree to fight to defeat Obamacare.