The Asheville Disclaimer, which goes out of its way to explain it is a satirical publication, commented on news that the unemployment rate in Asheville is down with the following:

Biz Briefs

    Top WNC industries begin hiring new workers
    Who’s hiring?

  • WNC Foreclosure Services, Inc.
  • Human-Resources Security Consultants
  • Pink Slip Paper International
  • Furniture Factory Dismantlers, LLC
  • Sammy Jack’s Bil Bonds & Credit Counseling Corp.