I boycotted the Buncombe County Commissioners’ meeting Tuesday because I respect my mind too much to turn into this horrible monkey that writes about that which offends Puritans and Victorians. That’s not who I am or who I want to be. So the radical extremists can take their insane agenda somewhere else. Making a long story (The meeting lasted almost seven hours. What I consider an X-rated video is here.) short, the game goes like this: The Left proposes an invitation to mischief. The right objects on the grounds that the law is supposed to protect innocents. The left whines, “You’re calling me degenerate!” and the press only picks up the last line. The item was reintroduced, supposedly, because Commissioner Ellen Frost said there would be some kind of toupee if they didn’t. The vote amazingly fell along party lines.