We told you Barack Obama deserves his own chapter in the Bible.

We told you he is the Anointed One.

We told you he is above the Pope.

We have rewritten Christmas carols about the birth of Jesus to be about Obama instead.

We have rewritten children’s songs about Jesus to be about Obama instead.

We told you that Obama is sort of God.

We told you opposing him is like opposing Jesus Christ.

So why haven’t you gotten the message?

We will keep evangelizing, because you awful thug Nazi KKK mobsters of an ungrateful populace just don’t get it.

Hear, O hear:

Obama greater than Jesus

… And no we are not thinking of Jesus Christ, whose birthday has just been celebrated – – but rather the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

For some time now, comparisons between the two have been a tool of cynical opinion that quickly became fatigued of the rapture that Obama instilled prior to and after the presidential election last year.

From the start, Obama?s critics have claimed that his supporters have idolised him as a saviour, thus attempting to dismantle the concrete hope that Obama has represented for most Americans.

The idea was naturally that the comparison between Jesus and Obama ? which is something that the critics developed themselves ? would be comical, blasphemous, or both.

If such a comparison were to be made, it would, of course, inevitably be to Obama?s advantage. …