(Parts I, II, III, IV, V, and VI).

This is perhaps how I should have introduced the story about UNC’s “Vagina Swirls.”

Crude, ’80s-frat-movie-esque candies shaped like female genitalia are one of the chief ways campus leftists celebrate Valentine’s Day. Such a thorough inversion of meaning ? turning the holiday that celebrates selfless service and romantic love into an excuse to engage in self-serving carnality ? is not to be unexpected from the same people who have so thoroughly perverted and inverted what it means to be liberal.