I’ll take the bait.

Dear Special Interests: I don’t care what you do behind closed doors, and I don’t have the ESP you claim to know unless you tell me. I don’t care how you look, because no matter what, I’m uglier than you. Therefore, if you think I am discriminating against you, maybe it is because you are irritating me. But you knew that, and you wanted to provoke me into fulfilling your prophesy that I am a jerk. I get that. I’d suggest a more interesting game, but I play to win. So, why don’t we try to engage higher spiritual and cognitive resources to buck evil itself rather than the human shields behind which you hide it.