brooklyn decker hot…why does the normally smokin’ Brooklyn Decker look like she just stepped from the pages of the 1975 JC Penney’s catalog? The satin nightgowns collection.

Seriously, the original The Stepford Wivesam I wrong?

Why? And why is the Spike TV “Guy’s Choice” Hotter Than Hell Award a cheesy gold pair of antlers? Why?

This is a crime against humanity. Al Sharpton? ACLU? UN? Where are you?