A few questions and observations:

1. I haven’t followed the Duke Lax scandal as closely as all of you have, I’m sure, so maybe I missed this in some of the local coverage, but there’s one question I haven’t seen answered. How did the alleged victim KNOW her alleged attackers were lacrosse players? Seems like a bit of information difficult to pin down in the context of the situation.

2. I’m really tired of seeing the alleged victim referred to as an “exotic dancer.” Come on. It ain’t exotic and it ain’t dancin’.

3. Anyone who likes Neil Young does not like music. Dan Akroyd, Michael McKeon, and Christopher Guest are better musicians, and they’re not even musicians.

4. Rod Stewart is an excellent rock vocalist. But I wouldn’t want to hear him try any other genre.

5. Five worst rock singers of all time:
1. Yoko Ono
2. Neil Young
3. Richard Buckner
4. Lou Reed
5. Chris Martin

6. Five best rock singers of all time:
1. Freddy Mercury
2. Joe Strummer
3. Elvis Presley
4. Van Morrison
5. Mick Jagger (not a great voice, but a great singer)