Don’t get caught by the groupie group groupers. If:

  1. You want to vote in a primary election this round,
  2. Your workforce isn’t skeletonized so much to cover vicissitudes in healthcare coverage predictions that you can’t get time off, and
  3. Your last downscaling left you with something you can claim as a roof over your head;

then get ye to the local Board of Elections by this Friday at 5:00 p.m. to make any necessary updates to your voting records.