Veteran newsman Jeff Fobes disclosed the real secret behind the federal government spending of millions dollars to light a 60-watt bulb. The word “million” appears to allegedly have been dropped a couple times in the other newspaper. The conclusion was drawn by seeing “million” in one paper and not in another paper, but no experts have been consulted to certify the observation, or that “million” means “million” and not “million.” The physically reasonable numbers may be found here. Now that we’re lighting a few lightbulbs, you may return to trying to figure out how to stretch the Interstate Commerce and General Welfare clauses until they require the federal illumination of lightbulbs for the protection of basic liberties, without breaking too many brain cells.

Slow news day.