Background: The first two messianic Mad Libs, the third and the fourth.

Barack Obama issued a statement Wednesday responding after 1. a blogger on MyBarackObama.com, 2. Bradley Fowler, 3. sued Zondervan Publishing Co. for publishing the Bible, which he blames for causing emotional pain and damage in his life because it describes homosexual acts as sinful in the eyes of Almighty God, in 4. Cascade Township, Mich. …

Obama: ?I?m saddened by today?s 5. lawsuit against a publisher of God’s Word. This isn?t the 6. Bradley Fowler I knew, but now he has been 7. posting on my web site about his lawsuit against publishers of the Bible that once again shine a spotlight on the need for 8. my going to Germany to speak at the Brandenburg Gate.

Reference:

CASCADE TOWNSHIP — A Canton man is suing Zondervan Publishing and a Tennessee-based publisher, claiming their versions of the Bible that refer to homosexuality as a sin violate his constitutional rights and have caused him emotional pain and mental instability.

Bradley LaShawn Fowler, 39, is seeking $60 million from Zondervan, based in Cascade Township, and $10 million from Thomas Nelson Publishing in the lawsuits filed in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan. …

Fowler alleges Zondervan’s Bibles referring to homosexuality as a sin have made him an outcast from his family and contributed to physical discomfort and periods of “demoralization, chaos and bewilderment.”

The intent of the publisher was to design a religious, sacred document to reflect an individual opinion or a group’s conclusion to cause “me or anyone who is a homosexual to endure verbal abuse, discrimination, episodes of hate, and physical violence … including murder,” Fowler wrote.

Fowler’s suit claims Zondervan’s text revisions from a 1980s version of the Bible include, and then delete the reference to homosexuality without informing the public of the changes.

The other suit, against Thomas Nelson and its New King James Bible, mirrors the allegations made against Zondervan.

Not included in the story is that Obama blogger Fowler’s ability to survive those aforementioned “episodes of hate, and physical violence … including murder” may lead to a future suit against Jesus Christ and the estate of Lazarus of Bethany for “pre-emptive copyright infringement” based on the formers’ returning from death.