Alright snap to people, the world is not gonna outrage itself. 1234!
- Prep sports scandal unfolding in Greensboro. Independence still clean.
- How will we ever get local news without newspapers? Whatever will we do? Meet ESPNChicago, the first local sports site from S-PIN.
- Oh and the Uptown paper today goes A1/A2 with pics on the Decker-Roddick wedding we told you about yesterday, citing the same Deadspin source. Had all day, advanced the story not at all. Just sad.
- Goldman Sachs gets $10b. in TARP funds, plans to pay employees an average of $675K a year for 2009. See, fascism works.
- Speaking of fascists, the fifth RIAA lawyer has been appointed to the Justice Department by President Hope and Change. I hope all the college students who voted for Obama change their underwear before federal shock troops frog-march them out of their dorms for having unlicensed, felonious music on their digital devices.
- Why in the world would GMAC deserve $80K from the city of Charlotte to offset taxes? Why do we have to pay taxes and the corporations don’t? Oh right! That fascism thing! Stupid, stupid….
- Perry Farrell turned 50 with an all-star concert in Las Vegas, which sounds like the right way to do it.
That’s all folks. You better cash in. Before it is too late.
