Honey, sugar, or high fructose corn syrup — whatever James Oblinger had in mind obviously makes him unfit to helm NCSU. He manifestly conspired to try to hide hush money intended for Provost Larry Nielsen.

Worse, Oblinger and Nielsen’s discussion of state paid legal defense for Nielsen shows they expected the Grand Jury investigation of Mary Easley’s fake job to turn toward Nielsen. Why is that?

But most of all, the fact that Oblinger would actually lie about the payments for Nielsen reveals him to be an idiot. State business — even by North Carolina’s banana republic-style disclosure laws — is the public’s business. You can delay, but you cannot hide.

Erskine, boot this joker to the sidelines by close-of-business today.

Bonus Observation: Keith Nichols needs to go too. His utility as a University spokesman has been exhausted by participating in this clumsy attempt at a cover-up.