I used to love articles like this. Somehow, I got it in my funny little noggin that universal pro-social behaviors contributed to the sustainability of communities. Such blubbering never sat well with the leading philosophers of my formative years, like Mick Jagger and Madonna. And so, while I still believe that life in the fast lane has consequences, usually picked up by parents and other parties with a sense of social responsibility, I’m feeling a little blue in the face today. I therefore refer you to read at your discretion.