Your wives and/or girlfriends would like a word.

We get a peak in this IRS affidavit of just how much trouble the Hush Hush prostitution operation can cause for the Queen City. The document relates that federal agents documented dozens of johns meeting with their “dates” at local hotels in September and October.

Two names of clients trickled out of trash grabs by authorities: “Skipper” and “Britt.” Hey, c’mon — shredders are cheap, people. Protect your clients!

Most odd, however, is the claim that Sallie Wamsley — the supposed mastermind of the operation — only left her home three times during the time house was being watched by federal agents. That is amazing. I sometimes leave my house three times a day.

Then again, maybe I’m living life all wrong. Let’s ask “Skipper” and “Britt” about that sometime. If there is anything left of them.

Update: The Uptown paper of record further patches these details together:

In other court files, the FBI informant has identified clients by the initials B.C., G.C. and S.B.

B.C. paid $10,000 for a weekend trip to Chicago in March, the informant told investigators. G.C. paid her with a check from his business account that had “Internet Development” in the memo section.

Court documents say S.B. paid the informant and another prostitute each $400 to have sex with him at the same time in 2006. The same client was seen by authorities one afternoon in August leaving a room at Residence Inn on J.A. Jones Drive in SouthPark and driving away in a white Mercedes SUV, according to court documents.

Lordy, lordy. The chichi holiday party circuit is going to very awkward this season.