Keeping with the underside of life theme, we leave topless clubs to go straight to a report of man trying to lure kids to his black pickup by telling them he is looking for a lost puppy.

Happened in a quiet neighborhood off of Providence Rd. not far from the intersection with McKee/Ballantyne Commons. Police may or may not have already questioned the man, reports conflict on this point. But as a general rule, adults needing “help” from kids is a big, big red flag.