“I can’t stand normal people. They work my mind.”
– Kiva Wilmer

This morning, I wrote an article about Buncombe County’s “Sustainability Plan” that was so awful, it may not see daylight. But how does one write about an awful subject in an un-awful way? So, after complaining about (1) the irrational agenda that never dies, in which one person has a brilliant plan to control everybody else with no consideration of resistance, and (2) the inanity of power verbs; I wondered what would happen if one day somebody in office actually read the documents that are instead only embraced, and decided to get literal. The general public’s guard is down because so much fru-fru has passed only to gather dust.