From Environmental Defense
Sung to the tune of “White Christmas”
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas,
But global warming melts the snow.
And science is finding
The climate is climbing.
December’s hotter than J. Lo.
I’m stuck here with this hot Christmas
Cause’ where’s the white without the snow?
The North Pole’s not icy,
And Santa’s below sea.
The elves have nowhere to go
I’m working toward a cool climate
With my compact fluorescent lights.
And with every Congressman I write
I’ll make sure future Christmases are white.
