[Imagine the following performed in full, hand-to-throat Shatner mode.]
?Read headline of blog post pairing me and Ann Coulter … shock overwhelming system … feel as though a thin, gelatinous alien life form has affixed itself on my back and is sucking the lifeforce out of me … no, checked mirror, Coulter is not back there … still, energy draining, confidence in reading skills of JLF colleagues ebbing … must resist, freedom and justice and self-respect in the balance … vision failing, seeing Coulter’s face merging with that of a Gorn, finding the latter less repulsive … must fashion crude cannon with trace elements found in my office … seeing Treason, Slander, and Godlessness everywhere … must blast before it’s too late …
