This was a pure athletic, high school event. In West Virginia, co-ed teams were forced to play against the male teams. When we played against co-ed teams, I played goalie because we all but knew we were going to win by the score of hamburgers McDonald’s has sold to Michael Moore in a month to 0. It wasn’t going to be pretty. So on this day, against James Madison High School, this girl comes over, I bend over to get the soccer ball out of her way from kicking it in. She knocks me over while running. Maybe it’s a good thing I only played for one season.