Upon reading the article and the headline, there is no doubt in my mind as to why this lady can’t get a date.
But I read further. Here’s her biography:
Rides a Harley Davidson motorcycle in her spare time.
Her father is Guatamalan
Has a body piercing through her navel.
Graduated from Woodstock Union High School in Woodstock, VT in 1980.
Daphne Zuniga was a guest celebrity in the 1996 Endymion parade during Mardi Gras.
She is featured on the “Celebrity Smoking” web site.
Measurements: 34B-25-34 (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine
All in all, this is a lot more than I ever wanted to know about her.
