I have to chime in here with some of my favorite lyrics before I name any horrific ones.  And these are from the Holiday favorite, Dr. Seuss’ “How the Grinch Stole Christmas!” 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.

Mr. Grinch, You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
…With arsenic sauce.