“They’re going to get the drinks elsewhere,” Millberg said. “I don’t
think kids are getting fat in school. They’re getting fat at home
eating three bags of chips.”

This logic reminds me of the
“smoking doors” we had at my high school. Why not set up rooms for kids
to have sex if they get a condom from the office? They’re not getting
pregnant at school, they’re getting pregnant in the back seat of the car.

Might as well set up beer vending machines, too.