I probably should enlist Ask Loonie for this one, but the chaps at kook central station have a wonderful take on The Da Vinci Code, titled “What Do You Think Of The Da Vinci Code? Who Cares?”
There is exquisite comic timing (albeit purely unintentional) in this opening paragraph:
The Da Vinci code is the latest salvo in mass marketed conspiratorial junk that creates a counterfeit cultural zeitgeist …
Wait just a second before letting the other shoe drop. Savor the notion of Alex Jones et al. attacking anyone or anything for “conspiratorial junk.” Ah.
Now, to the rest of the sentence:
… and diverts focus from the real conspiratorial agendas that are unfolding before our own eyes not on a movie screen or a fictional paperback but in reality.