“Going Hollywood” is defined as when an attractive young woman becomes popular, adapts herself to the starvling culture that the vanity magazines so adore, and subsequently appears in public as cavernous-cheeked skeleton bags, with hollow sockets for eyes and feminine curves replaced with visible ribs and jaunty pelvis bones.
Ms. Zellweger, I offer you the same three delicious syllables I prescribed for your fellow, skeletal celeb, Ms. Nicole Richie. Here they are:
