From The Hollywood Reporter comes the laugh-out-loud funny story of the day, courtesy of Hollywood’s multi-millionaire liberals.

Some of the president’s most ardent entertainment industry supporters quietly tell The Hollywood Reporter that while they realize he needs to deploy all of his weapons to compete with deep-pocketed Republican super PACs, they fear the increasing reliance on stars and celebrity contests could backfire with swing voters and mobilize the right.

Memo to rich Hollywood liberals: The Right applauds your success and doesn’t demonize your wealth. The Right is mobilized for this election, not by jealousy of you, but by the alarming $15 trillion debt that is burying this country, and by the massive government intervention that is helping keep this country teetering on recession.