- …Larry Sprinkle is now known as Larry Shards.
- …Sarah Palin just shot a moose in Myers Park.
- …Hans Brinker was spotted in Tega Kay, headed for Davidson.
- …Kojo filed a federal complaint against one J. Frost, address unknown.
- …Whitewater Center? Bobsled run, dude.
- …there is temporary glut of Cialis in Quail Hollow.
- …ALL tea is iced, honey. Coffee too.
- …the Top Cats woke up lukewarm, not smokin’ hot.
- …next Checkers home game — Memorial Stadium!
- …the Bechtler Firebird has on hunting socks.
by Jeff Taylor