• …Larry Sprinkle is now known as Larry Shards.
  • …Sarah Palin just shot a moose in Myers Park.
  • …Hans Brinker was spotted in Tega Kay, headed for Davidson.
  • …Kojo filed a federal complaint against one J. Frost, address unknown.
  • …Whitewater Center? Bobsled run, dude.
  • …there is temporary glut of Cialis in Quail Hollow.
  • …ALL tea is iced, honey. Coffee too.
  • …the Top Cats woke up lukewarm, not smokin’ hot.
  • …next Checkers home game — Memorial Stadium!
  • …the Bechtler Firebird has on hunting socks.