by Locker Room contributor
The People’s Cube has some fun with Gwynteth Paltrow.
CUBE: Are the British soccer hooligans sophisticated in your view?
To me, anyone who can speak with a British accent is a gentleman. In
the street they may cuss and cut people’s faces with broken beer
bottles – but I’m sure that once those hooligans sit at the dinner
table they transform into brainy cultivated aristocrats like everybody
else here in Britain, engaging their vis-?-vis in classy, refined
conversations about coprophagia and all kind of things that the
capitalistic, work-obsessed American retards could only dream about –
if they only knew what that means.