Via Radley Balko, a website “that shouldn’t exist”: fatherhood.gov, the website of the federal Department of Health and Human Services’ “National Responsible Fatherhood Campaign.”

From the site:

[Fatherhood] doesn’t take a Ph.D. in child development. It doesn’t take trips to amusement parks or expensive stadium seats. It does take commitment and courage and love. Take time to be a dad today, and let us help along the way.

The government is just here to help, guys.

Happy belated Fathers’ Day!