Shamelessly copping from The Charlotte Capitalist, who does the heavy lifting by pointing out the formulaic approach of the local Knight Ridder outlet’s resident Smart Growther, we present the Mary Newsom Mad Lib:
I like plural noun the way they are. Human beings are trying to verb and I don’t want that to happen.
In order to stop this adjective attack, I want the government to force somebody to do something with their noun that they do not want to do.
We need to stop this active verb of a adjective & noun. Our adjective local government refuses to go along with my plural noun to make people do what I want and I verb. It is the developers’ fault, they are adjective.
There. That should do it. Clip, print, and annoy your office.
